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Just post a well known fact about the ledgendary Chuck Norris. I'll start

Once we get 101, I lock it, and people can admire xD

1. When Chuck Norris urinates, he can weld titanium.

2. There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until it gives him the information he wants.
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4) When Chuck Norris witnesses people making topics like these, he suicides.
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5. Chuck Norris' chin is really a 3rd fist hiding in his beard. O_O
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6. Chuck Norris is the only guy who managed to screw before his father!
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7. If you try to steal Chuck Norris' Mountain Dew, he'll proceed to kick your ass so hard that you die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies. He potatoe sacks.
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4) When Chuck Norris witnesses people making topics like these, he suicides.

9) Chuck Norris votes for his favourite Chuck fact
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10) Superman wears Chuck Noris Pyjamas.
11) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Shame he never cries.
12) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

I know so many of these, but these are like 2-3 years old... lool
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Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Their is no such thing as death by disease. Only Chuck Norris.
A ducks quack does not echo. When questioned, Chuck Norris did not answer.
All kinds of random Chuck Norris Jokes. I'll try and find more...
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