... I am in deep crap

[Tommy]

Short story, I'm a messed up sick freak.

I stole my mate's girlfriends underwear, they found out and also found out I've been stealing his food and some of his clothes too (since he has much better style than me)

She's now going to go to the Police on Saturday to press charges for theft and sexual harassment, tell my mum and my grandad and also her dad (who in turn destroy me)

I also owe my mate a heap of money and if I don't pay that he'll take me to the small claims court and not only claim that money, but interest and any over-draft charges that my not-paying occurs.

I have basically until Saturday to

a) Return any and all clothing that I stole and leave in a small pile outside their door
b) Replace all food I have stolen
c) Pay all money I owe
d) Pay for dry-cleaning costs so that all clothes that I took can be properly cleaned of my scummyness
e) Provide a written apology of everything I've done wrong and explain fully why I did what I did/

Oh and if my mate sees me then he's going to beat me up.

My life is officially messed up. It's my own fault. I'm a sick freak.

Problem though, I have to give a reason and of course there is one otherwise I wouldn't do those things but I just don't want to say it.

So yeah...shit.

[Wii Fanboy :D]

EDIT: You have no friends, plz kill yourself.

[Techs]

i reckon the reason for stealing the underwear = your a tranny
stealing the food = your parents dont feed you
borrowing money and not reutrning it = you bought stuff with the money (probably more womens clothes)

and tommy, if all this fails, then you still have me

[Slink]

Shit....

[GﾓO]

Basically all you have to say is that you believed that you had a right in law to appropriate them things. Esentially have the belief that you were entitled to do that - he was your friend, etc. Did you think it was dishonest (Ghosh test), no you did not is your answer.

Therefore you will have no mens rea (dishonesty, one of the factors that must be proved for theft) and ultimately not be guilty of the offence.

[Pepsi_Man]

Tommy I love you for posting this.
ONM doesn't have many good threads.
View topic - ...I'm in major trouble - Official Nintendo Magazine
But this is funny.

[Slink]

...!!!

Tommy you peace o' shit!! I thought you were being serious Dude, I'm going to beat you up if I ever meet you -_-

[GﾓO]

Originally Posted by Pepsi_Man

Tommy I love you for posting this.
ONM doesn't have many good threads.
View topic - ...I'm in major trouble - Official Nintendo Magazine
But this is funny.

It would help if that shitty site actually loaded for once.

I expected this to be a copypasta anyway. You should be warned for spam though, since it is not in the black hole. Faggot.

[Slink]

"Short story, I'm a messed up sick freak.

I stole my roommate's girlfriends underwear, they found out and also found out I've been stealing his food and some of his clothes too (since he has much better style than me)

She's now going to go to the Police on Saturday to press charges for theft and sexual harassment, tell my mum and my grandad and also her dad (who in turn will tell my landlord and get me both kicked out and warn all other landlords in the area about me and me sick perverted theiving ways)

I also owe my roommate a heap of money and if I don't pay that he'll take me to the small claims court and not only claim that money, but interest and any over-draft charges that my not-paying occurs.

I have basically until Saturday to

a) Return any and all clothing that I stole and leave in a small pile outside their door
b) Replace all food I have stolen
c) Pay all money I owe
d) Pay for dry-cleaning costs so that all clothes that I took can be properly cleaned of my scummyness
e) Provide a written apology of everything I've done wrong and explain fully why I did what I did/

Oh and if my flatmate sees me then he's going to beat me up.

My life is officially messed up. It's my own fault. I'm a sick freak.

Problem though, I have to give a reason and of course there is one otherwise I wouldn't do those things but I just don't want to say it.

So yeah...shit."

Tommy c+p'd this and edited.

[Zpo25]

And I thought I wasn't funny >_>